"What's an inch and a half long, blue all over and stains your tongue?
If you guessed Wakarusa Dime Store's new blueberry jelly bean, then you've answered correctly."
Big News in Wakarusa
Author: blog xxx
You could not make this shit up. A new flavor of jelly bean at my hometown Wakarusa Dime Store makes the newspaper. But the best part was the lead of the article: