Mature Phone Sex


Urban Dictionary--which, let's be honest, is probably the best source on these things--defines the word "cougar" as: "A 35+ female who is on the 'hunt' for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities) waiting, watching, calculating, gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. 'Man is a cougar's number one prey.'"

Let's see if this mature phone sex lady fits all the criteria there, shall we? Does Ms. Jennifer qualify as a cougar by the dictionary definition?

Well, I've got the "35+ female" part down, obviously. And I'm on the "hunt" pretty regularly. Can you really call it hunting, though, when they come to me?

I definitely love young, energetic men who are ready to do anything. In fact, my favorite roleplay phone sex calls are ones of the older woman/younger man persuasion. Things like Teacher/student, stepmommy/stepson, and so on and so forth.

You can sometimes find me in bars. I only go occasionally, though, because I usually end up having to beat the boys off with a stick! When you can find me there, I am dressed up sexy. A push-up bra is a mature woman's best friend, you know. Screw diamonds.

And, oh, yes, I absolutely do stalk my prey and sink my claws into him. If you want to see what I'm talking about, then call Ms. Jennifer for a little cougar phone sex, since we've established that I fit the definition! Talk to you soon, sweetheart.

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