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If there were ever a perfect embodiment of the word "cougar," it must be me. Your favorite mature phone sex lady loves stalking her unsuspecting young prey and then pouncing when they least expect it!

When you play with me, a cougar roleplay is completely unnecessary. A cougar is what I am through and through, so there's no need for me to roleplay it!

But...we can definitely do any of your cougar phone sex fantasies. I love pretty much every older woman with younger man fantasy you can think of. And if you're able to come up with one I've never thought of, we'll definitely give that a try, too. ;)

Ms. Jennifer can't wait to play with you, and I'm sure you feel the same way. Come on and talk to a real, live cougar! The number is 1-866-WE-PROWL for mature phonesex with me.

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Cougar, you say? Oh, yes. This mature phone sex lady honestly can't think of a term that would describe me better. And it certainly sounds much better than "whore!"

Cougars prowl. It's what they do. I do it, too. There are very few places in this world where I haven't picked up men. I've found them in stereotypical places like bars and when the young men come over to cut my grass or do other dirty, sweaty work outside. I've found them in places where sluts pick up men, like after hours at work fucking the boss or in truck stops. And I've found them in really unusual places, like at church or an ice hockey game (don't ask).

What do all those conquests--and many others--have in common? They were all younger men looking for a one-night stand or a fuck buddy relationship with an older woman. And I, being the phone sex cougar that I am, am always happy to oblige.

I never say no. No matter what men may want me to do, no matter how degrading, no matter how much humiliation getting caught would bring on me, I do it anyway.

Why? Because I'm a slut.

It makes my pussy wet to give a man what he wants. I get off on dirty things, on being the lowest common denominator. Any roleplay you can think of, I probably have real life experience.

Call me, darling. You know you want to. You can't resist the thrill of making this Granny phone sex lady do exactly what you want. So don't resist it. Give into temptation, into me, Angela. Talk to you soon.

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Hello, boys. Are you up for a nice roleplay with Mrs. Pamela? I bet you've probably got something in mind, but if you don't, I'm sure I can think of something for the two of us.

I can tell you love cougar phone sex with experienced, mature women like me. I can't wait to show you all the things that I know. I hope your cock can handle all the wisdom I'm about to impart on it!

Of all the different roleplay phone sex calls you and I can do together, I think that Teacher/student is my favorite. But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy others, like my pretending to be your best friend's mom or the horny cougar that you meet while out drinking with your friends at the bar.

I really look forward to talking with you. Mrs. Pamela plans on completely rocking your world. So if you're looking for some dirty fun with a mature phone sex lady, then you should most definitely give me a call. I will talk to you soon, love.

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What is it they say about fucking fat girls? "They're like mopeds. Fun to ride, as long as your friends don't find out." Well, I can tell you right now, this BBW phone sex cougar is fun as hell to ride.

As for the other part of that equation, I'm discreet, too. Nobody's gotta know you're calling me to have some fun, unless you wanna tell 'em. I don't mind if you recommend me to all your friends. I love me some fresh young meat!

This mature phone sex girl has been enjoying younger men ever since my divorce. If I'd known how much fun I was gonna have without my ex-husband, I'd have divorced his ass years ago! He never gave a shit about sex, so I was always bored and horny. But you younger men love it and keep me completely satisfied!

There's not much I won't do. I'll try anything once. That's the kind of knowledge that makes men just keep coming back for more of this phone sex MILF.

If you wanna have some fun with Joanne, you know what to do. Grab that phone and call me! Cougar phone sex is just a phone call away.

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Urban Dictionary--which, let's be honest, is probably the best source on these things--defines the word "cougar" as: "A 35+ female who is on the 'hunt' for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities) waiting, watching, calculating, gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. 'Man is a cougar's number one prey.'"

Let's see if this mature phone sex lady fits all the criteria there, shall we? Does Ms. Jennifer qualify as a cougar by the dictionary definition?

Well, I've got the "35+ female" part down, obviously. And I'm on the "hunt" pretty regularly. Can you really call it hunting, though, when they come to me?

I definitely love young, energetic men who are ready to do anything. In fact, my favorite roleplay phone sex calls are ones of the older woman/younger man persuasion. Things like Teacher/student, stepmommy/stepson, and so on and so forth.

You can sometimes find me in bars. I only go occasionally, though, because I usually end up having to beat the boys off with a stick! When you can find me there, I am dressed up sexy. A push-up bra is a mature woman's best friend, you know. Screw diamonds.

And, oh, yes, I absolutely do stalk my prey and sink my claws into him. If you want to see what I'm talking about, then call Ms. Jennifer for a little cougar phone sex, since we've established that I fit the definition! Talk to you soon, sweetheart.

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I've always liked the word cougar. I think it's because of all the sexy connotations that go along with it. The idea of stalking one's prey from afar, setting the trap, and waiting for the right opportunity to pounce. Yeah, this mature phone sex lady fits all of those things.

I love all men, of course, but I've got a particular...predilection...for younger men. There's an interesting sort of dynamic there. It sets societal norms on their heads, for instance. But I like being in control, especially in a sexual context, so the older woman/younger man roleplay thing is fun for me.

Some women are offended at the predatory connotations of the word "cougar," but I am not one of those women. I like the idea of setting a trap for a man and making him fall under my spell if you know what I mean. Sort of like a fly in a spider web?

I certainly can't pretend like I don't go out on the prowl, either! I did it just the other night. A couple of friends, divorcées like me, and I went out to a nice martini bar. We had every intention of finding at least one man each to bring home, and you could tell it in the way we dressed and acted. There were plenty of short skirts, high heels, etc.

My eyes lit on a young man sitting at the end of the bar. He was my type--thin, dark-haired, and brooding. He was alone and nursing a drink. It didn't take long before this phone sex MILF was over there chatting him up. He seemed to enjoy the attention and bought me a few drinks.

My friends had similar good luck. Within a couple of hours, we were all going home with our conquests for the night. The little boy that I took home will most likely become a regular in my bed!

Would you like a roleplay phone sex call that goes something like that? Picked up and seduced by an older woman in a bar?

Well, we can make it happen, sweetheart. Just say the word. Call Mrs. Angela for a little cougar phone sex, and we can do whatever's on your mind.

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