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In addition to being pleasingly plump, I'm also an old broad with a lot of experience. That's something else that appeals to the young men, you know. They want a mature phone sex cougar who can teach 'em a thing or two.

And I tell you what, if you're a young man looking for some experience, then I've got a WHOLE lot to teach you, baby.

From the most vanilla roleplay you can imagine all the way to the dirtiest of fetish phone sex calls, Mrs. Joanne will rock your world. You've never seen anything like me before, and, if you're lucky, you'll never see anything like me again 'cause you can't handle somebody like me twice in your life, LOL!

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What is it they say about fucking fat girls? "They're like mopeds. Fun to ride, as long as your friends don't find out." Well, I can tell you right now, this BBW phone sex cougar is fun as hell to ride.

As for the other part of that equation, I'm discreet, too. Nobody's gotta know you're calling me to have some fun, unless you wanna tell 'em. I don't mind if you recommend me to all your friends. I love me some fresh young meat!

This mature phone sex girl has been enjoying younger men ever since my divorce. If I'd known how much fun I was gonna have without my ex-husband, I'd have divorced his ass years ago! He never gave a shit about sex, so I was always bored and horny. But you younger men love it and keep me completely satisfied!

There's not much I won't do. I'll try anything once. That's the kind of knowledge that makes men just keep coming back for more of this phone sex MILF.

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I know I've got a few extra pounds, baby, and that makes this BBW phone sex girl perfect for all your size fantasies. I sure don't mind throwing my weight around if you know what I mean!

I learned about a new fetish not too long ago, and it seemed like something that was right up my alley. I thought I'd throw it out to you boys and see if any of you are into it.

I saw something online about giantess fetish the other day. I had to read more because it seemed kinda interesting. I'm used to being bigger than most men, so it was nice hearing that some of you out there fetishize size differences.

The more I read, the more I realized it wasn't just a fetish about fat girls or tall girls. You boys want a girl who's way bigger than you. You want to be shrunk down until you're only about 6 inches tall, or else you want to see me shoot up to 8 feet high or something.

I think this is a fetish that'd be fun to do on the phone. Surely, there are some guys out there into giantess phone sex, right?

If you're reading this and thinking it's hot, you should give me a call. Joanne is your mature phone sex expert, after all.

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Hey, boys. I'm Joanne, a dirty divorcee and a horny old broad if I do say so myself. I've got a few extra pounds, so I guess you could say that that makes me a BBW phone sex girl. I don't think about my weight a whole lot, to tell you the truth. It's just another part of what makes me, me.

Another one of those things that makes me me is my sex drive. But unlike my weight, my libido is something that's almost always on my mind. Well, I guess it'd be more accurate to say that finding ways to satisfy my insatiable self is what's almost always on my mind.

I'm 51 years old, and I've got a huge appetite for younger men. My sex drive wears out all the young men in my neighborhood, so I've had to turn to live phone sex calls to keep myself satisfied and to keep them from dropping dead of sheer exhaustion.

I love any mature phone sex fantasies you might have. Stepmom roleplays, fat girl fetish stuff, domination, whatever. I can do it all.

Like I said before, I love younger boys best, but I've never turned down an older cock, either. It's like you men say. They all look the same in the dark, anyway, right?

If you wanna get down and dirty with this dirty divorcee, then call Joanne for nasty cheap phone sex.

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