"I masturbate..." Day One

Copyright 2011 Shilo McCabe
I masturbate shamelessly. I do it for pleasure, for relaxation, for stress relief, to cure insomnia and headaches, to process emotional baggage, to explore new sexual desires, to connect with other partners and to understand my own sexuality. Mostly, I masturbate for fun. I do it alone, and I do it with others. I do it every day. I touch myself however it feels best, and I think about whatever makes me hot. I use my hands, sex toys, lubricants, imagination and pornography - and also banana peels, plungers, electric shavers, back massagers, moisturizer, and old socks. I think about things I have done, things I would like to do, and things I would never do. Some fantasies make me proud, while others make me blush. Some do both. Sometimes I decide to share these fantasies with a partner, but I allow myself to keep them in my head when I want to. When I masturbate, I give myself exactly what I want without guilt or external obligation. No matter how I masturbate, nobody can ever tell me that I'm doing it wrong. Masturbation is one of the only activities in my life that I do entirely selfishly. I masturbate for myself alone, and anyone who doesn't like it can fuck themselves.    -Ned