"Stolen Tanker Truck Recovered in DC"

What a frightening headline. According to the Washington Post article the tanker truck was carrying 7,100 gallons of diesel fuel and was taken at gunpoint from a gas station near Baltimore, then recovered in DC. That makes me feel safe.

But what was more frightening was this bit of "news" from the NY Daily News:
Jimmie (J.J.) Walker of "Good Times" fame dined at Elaine's with Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh.
For real? Now that is some scary end of the world type stuff happening there.