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1. I first started touching myself when I was 6 or 7, never to orgasm. It was just something I did when I couldn't fall asleep.

2. The first time I ever had an orgasm was when I was 11. I was taking a shower and using the new, massaging shower head my folks had just bought. I started taking a lot of showers, and I was always nervous that my parents would realize why their grass-stained and scuff-kneed tomboy had a new-found obsession with cleanliness

3. My first crush was Bill Nye, The Science Guy. I still find scientists really, REALLY sexy. Lanky men with large noses make me instantly wet.

4. I got my first kiss at 13. I was at a friend's party just after 7th grade. We were all sitting on the front lawn playing spin the bottle. A much older (17-18?) neighbor boy was walking by and asked to play. When he spun, he got me. It was wonderful, but I didn't let myself enjoy it fully because everyone was watching. I do not know his name.

5. I got my 2nd kiss later that same night, from the guy I'd been crushing on all year. He pulled me aside and stroked my hair, brushing it behind my ear. I believe he was trying to be romantic...it was awful and slobbery, and the crush was over.

6. I have been actively seeking out porn since I was 9 or 10. That's about the age I was when we got HBO. I would stay up late to watch Real Sex, sneaking to the family room and turning the volume WAY down low. There was something about the possibility of getting caught that was beyond thrilling.

7. I write on-line Erotica. I'm good at it. I've made over $1500 since I was 16 by winning contests.

8. I casually mentioned this to a friend once. She found my work. She said she didn't know how to feel about it. I changed my pseudonym immediately, and we've never mentioned it again. I realized that it was the anonymity that allowed me to write so freely.

9. I hated the first blowjob I ever gave. It wasn't that he was dirty or sweaty or anything. Just the opposite, in fact, because he'd just showered. But he was small, and really curved, and he let out an unreal amount of precum. Even looking back on it, the amount was excessive. It was the constant feeling of being slimed that did me in.

10. Luckily, I was brave enough to try it with a different fellow. Giving head is now on par with penetration on my list of orgasm-makers.

11. I have sucked 48 different cocks. I swallow every time. It makes me feel powerful.

12. I hate, HATE receiving oral sex. Nobody believes me when I say this. The guys would say: "It's just because you've never had someone who knows how." My gal pals would say: "It's just because you're self conscious... AND because you've never had someone who knows how." Neither of these statements are accurate. I just don't enjoy it. I used to subject myself to it, but it always turned me off, and I hated feeling like I had to enjoy it. I don't do things I hate anymore.

13. My first time having sex was unusual, compared to the experiences of my friends, but it felt completely natural to me. I was curious what it was like, and I really wanted to know what I was doing, so I asked one of my friends to give me a hand. He found this a powerful turn-on, I viewed it as a research opportunity. My body responded with the appropriate secretions and contractions, but my mind was taking notes. Although it was, for me, completely devoid of any romance or passion, or even horniness, it was really fun, and I was taken with the novelty of the experience. I was 16.

14. The first time I had sweaty, lusty, passionate sex was about 3 months after my first time. It was in a cemetery. Cemeteries are still a major turn on.

15. I am religious about doing Kegels, mainly because I figured out I can make myself cum that way. I always cum at least once during my office's unbelievably boring Friday meetings.

16. It makes me really uncomfortable when guys insist on a woman being completely shaved. Especially if they use the word "innocent" in their explanation.

17. On a related note, I shave my legs and armpits, as a relic of my swim team days, but my bush is full, although well-trimmed.

18. I LOVE hairy balls. Big ones, preferably. Ditto for hairy chests. Please don't shave; it's weird, at the very least. At the worst, it's prickly. I'm not so fond of back hair, but I'd rather deal with that than a guy who "man-scapes."

19. I frequently orgasm the instant my partner enters me.

20. I am incredibly focused on being completely in control of my "outside" life, and nothing turns me on more than a man who will take control in bed. I am crazy attracted to authority figures.

21. I am not very tactful. After a really, really bad experience (I faked, for the first and only time, just so it would be over), I found myself blurting out: "Well, that sucked."

22. I love making love to women, everything about it. I love the breasts, and the secret, soft hollow of the inner thighs, and the way other women smell. The way they taste. To experience another woman excites me so powerfully... but when they reciprocate... nothing. I have known some amazing, glorious, sexually and spiritually exciting women, and I'm sad that I'm missing out on half of the girl-on-girl action. I guess my problem is that I find women sensual and irresistible in the way that the rain, or a lightning storm might be so full of sensuality that I find it sexual... but although I am in awe of, and want to worship these forces of nature, it doesn't make me want them to fuck me. It's the same with women. I want to experience them fully, but they don't sexually excite me.

23. I have had sex with 13 men, and 6 women, but I have trouble identifying myself as bisexual, or straight, or anything, really. The evidence would suggest I'm bi, but I feel dishonest labeling myself in that way. See #22.

24. I go wild for the feeling of a guy being "too big." If he tears me, especially during rough sex, I'll be on Cloud 9 for days. Bonus points if you bruise my cervix. Sex is nice. Making love is nice. Fucking is my favorite. Fucking someone you love is the best thing in the entire universe.

25. I love being in committed relationships. I consider myself a serial monogamist. I believe this is partly because I'm lazy, but mostly because I hate condoms, and I'm too smart not to use them without proper testing.

After several weeks of feeling uninspired to attend or host any sex parties, tonight I finally had a few people over and it was great. A small crowd this time (just 4 of us - 1 top, 1 vers top, 1 vers and 1 versatile bottom [me]). As a Libra, I have to ask: Does the balance get any better than that? I was late to my own party, but my buddy let the first guest in. The two of them were well on their way to getting down by the time I walked in, showered, cleaned out, baby-oiled up (yes, it's a verb) and joined the festivities. The guest was E: this 5'7", white, lean-muscled, shaved-headed bro with a true 9 inch cut dick and a beautiful ass. When I stepped onto the bed, E had his dick shoved down D's throat (the slim, black, vers top). I stepped up and embraced E from behind. He turned his face to kiss me full on the lips, while he reached up and behind him to touch my still wet hair. My dick was instantly hard and I didn't waste any time lubing up and putting it in him raw. It was so hot how intense his response was. I thought, "hmm, this topping thing is amazing."



Did I mention that this dude has 9 inches? So, the whole time I'm fucking him, I'm thinking, "okay, I'm next. I'm next." B showed up midway during the session. He's a super friendly, tatted white guy who can usually be counted upon to show up for these get-togethers, since he doesn't live too far away. He can also always be counted upon to leave a nice nutt in my ass. (This time was no exception). At one point, E and I were kissing each other as we were getting pounded by B and D. So hot. B was in heaven because earlier, he was in my hole while D was balls deep in him. Flip-flopping is another of life's great pleasures. To top it all off, no one was in a rush to leave after we'd all cum. We laid around the bed and floor talking; swapped massages; laughed; and shared personal information about advanced degrees, careers, etc.


Just Friday, I went to Main Street Video on the coldest fucking day of the season it seemed. It didn't take long to get some very good action. I only hooked with 3 dudes. Two were hot. The first was a black dude with what turned out to be a big dick. I sucked that thick cut bone until it nutted a good load down my throat. It turned me on a lot to hear how much he loved my oral skills. Then again, it always does. The second guy was a 42 year old slim Latin guy with a gold-capped outline around one of his teeth. Still, he was SO majorly sexy. I followed him into a booth and we immediately started to make out. His kiss was sweet as we gently tongue wrestled. I noticed the wedding band. Maybe my dick got a little harder then. I can't remember. We pulled our shirts off and whoa. His body was lean and perfect. I wasn't expecting him to look so good underneath it all. The space beneath his furry pecs made a perfect booty shape. You know what I'm talking about. His treasure trail was thick, but downy soft, as it snaked over his small waist. His dick was above average but, like mine, was only at half mast.


We took turns sucking each other for a few minutes, but I clearly read the signs that he wanted some dick in that hole. Despite jerking for a few hours earlier that day and getting drilled and filled and made to ejaculate (my 2nd of the day) by P (my business-attired fuck buddy) all in the same day, I was surprisingly ready to give this guapo my pinga. There was no performance anxiety. Even though I wasn't completely hard, it was enough for both of us to enjoy it. When I was fucking him, he turned around and asked me not to cum inside him. I wasn't going to. When he finally shot, I didn't even know it. I just sensed that he was done getting fucked, then I looked down and saw the semen all over the bench...and my sweater. I don't normally do this (I know, right), but I did give him my number when he asked for it. I really REALLY hope he calls. That was some good ass. The last dude was super sweet. He was an older, white gentleman with a bald head, a thick penis and these ocean blue peepers. We made out for about 20 minutes, but I just wasn't that into it. So I asked for a break. He was great; he wasn't clingy at all. He thanked me for the time we spent together and that was that. I looked around for another minute, but I realized I was tired and just wanted to go home. So I did.


The pic above is the mostly straight guy in Beacon Hill that I masturbate on a weekly basis. You can see the aneros in his hole.

Here's the belated Phuket post with 80 photos!!!

Sorry I took so long but there are bikini pics ok, which take a goddamn long time to photoshop!!!

So here goes...

After 1 hr and 20 mins we land in Phuket!!


Searching for our hotel rep among so many other hotel reps with plaques... Quite confusing but we found him in the end!


And we arrive at the resort!! Guests are given a bunch of cold jasmine buds and a refreshing lemongrass drink. :)

I knew our residence suite was, erm, a suite, but I've never stayed in one before like this, EVER!!! So I was totally suaku and was so impressed with it!

We were given a smaller place first because ours was still being cleaned up when we arrived...

The only difference is that this suite's pool is, well, you'd see it later, and our suite is 2 floors with the pool on the top!


If I knew it came with an oven I would have brought stuff to bake! Just kidding, I suck at baking.


A lot of the deck chairs are filled with angmohs... Mike didn't really like that the beach is so 'crowded' (everyone still gets their own space, beach is quite long), but I LOVE IT!!!

I love suntanning but it's always so boring!!!!!

At a beach like this everyone is so HAPPY and smiley and when you can bored, you can ogle at girls in their bikinis, see what they are wearing, gossip about fat people half naked etc!!

And not only that, vendors come along selling drinks/food/ice cream... SHIOK LAH!! Don't need to move at all!!

Overall I'd say the ambiance is awesome!

I was like the only Asian person there though, I swear.


Didn't notice the huge impending rain cloud (I hate you!!!), and it rained like 20 mins after the photos were taken. We proceeded to go have dinner since it was already like 5pm...


Love this photo!! While I was snapping it Mike heard another tourist say "Vain vain vain!" LOL... But according to Mike it wasn't said in a mean tone, just an amused tone. WHAT? I don't regret it lor, it's a fab pic!!


It wasn't very nice and it's quite expensive too. Oh well I don't expect anything more from touristy spots...

After dinner we walked around for a bit more and came back to the hotel to get a massage...


No pictures of the deed but it was soooooooooooo nice!!!

The masseuse came to our room and asked if it's ok to use the rooftop pool's towel-covered deck chairs to do the massage on.

Mike and I were lying next to each other getting pretzel-ed in the weird ways that only happens during a Thai massage... So mad shiok after a tiring day!!

And best of all, the massage was mostly done with us facing up, so I COULD SEE ALL THE STARS!!!!

Can't really describe how nice it is to get a massage while staring into the depths of infinity and marveling at how gorgeous + sparkly the stars are. I'm feeling so wistful now, I wanna go back!!



I ordered just fries but the room service that came really exceeded expectations...

BASKET OF FRESH BREAD and shitloads of dips and sauces!!! Expensive sort too, the cream thing is pate if I'm not wrong!

It was so nice just watching HBO (some Michael J Fox movie, love him!) in the room, clean, snug and comfy in PJs, WHILE NOMMING ON HOT CRISPY FRIES!!

Fuck lah I wanna go back again!!! Urgh!


Thai instant mee and a can of cold Lychee juice... And a Sophie Kinsella book! Top that with sun = INSTANT HAPPY FORMULA.


He took them off after a bit... Very horrible lor but I think we had complete privacy. I took off my top too (not as obscene as him never take off bottom)!! HAHHAHAHAHAH very liberating leh!!


Blasted music from my MP3 player and I was dancing to Hey Mickey in front of Mike, making him laugh. I made him dance too!! Hahaha


Normally I don't like mynas but this one was so happy and was totally unafraid of us!!


Seriously, IT WAS SINGING THROUGHOUT.


I've never seen/heard a bird sing in such close proximity to me and it was like something out of a Disney cartoon lah!!!

Took a video but I'm too lazy to post it now, maybe I'd do it tomorrow.



Came back to the room to find it has been cleaned and the tub is filled with rose petals and a lotus!



Had a nice time just walking along and looking at shops...

Mike said a lot of angmoh ladies were giving me disgusted looks. They must think I'm one of those gold-digging Thai girls who go after farangs!! (ahem cues people to look at couple in photo)

HELLO!!

MIKE IS GOING ON FREE HOLIDAY COZ OF ME!! ME!!!! I AM LITERALLY LIKE SUGAR MUMMY OK!!

*indignant* *grumbles*





Normally we just dust off the black shit that's left on palms after smacking a mozzie but this is crazy distinct!

I can see its eyes, ass, legs, markings etc. Gross!

(I'm awesome at smacking mozzies btw)


Mike taking an "infinity mirrors" pic. He finds it interesting but I find it terribly eerie and creepy. Like if I stare at it I'd be trapped in those mirrors... *shudders*

That night we had dinner with the Andara people... They were crazy nice and treated us to food at Andara's restaurant, SILK.


I have no idea why I didn't snap any shots with them!! I guess coz the Mot from Andara is a mad pro photographer and he was already taking group shots with his Nikon dSLR... I very paiseh to use my childish blinged cam in front of him. :(

And yet more food pics!! Next morning:



A huge thank you to Andara for the hospitality, and for letting us have this great vacation!!!

If you want to enjoy a fab holiday there too, Andara's website is HERE.

The place we stayed at is a residence suite.

The resort is really new so you can be one of the first few to try it out!! It only opened Decemeber 2009!

What's more,




That's right, if you wish to stay there, now is a good time!!




SHIOK!!!

If you wish to find out more, here's the site. :D

Keep in mind the prices are for many rooms within one suite so you can ask your friends/family to go with you!

p/s: I LOVE THAILAND!!