1. Had toast one morning, but soon discovered I had no butter, so I put mayo on it instead...and I liked it...
2. Next day... I did it again.
3. Bought cocktail peanuts cause they were the cheapest, turned the label and saw they expired april 2008.
4. The next week... I bought them again.
5.Won't buy an umbrella at a street vendor cause I am determined I can find one cheaper than $5 dollars.
6.First name basis with the street-meat vendors.
7.Found myself lingering at a street corner, in red heels, leather pants, a blonde wig and red lipstick.
8. 99 cent stores are glorious.
9. Being paid for sex is very empowering.
10. Caught a pigeon on 51st and 7th, and I didn't let it go.
