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Hi, guys. Jennifer here. I want you all to know that if there's one thing I've learned in my time being a mature phone sex lady, it's how to get in men's heads. Sometimes, I use my powers for good, and sometimes, I use them for evil. *Laughs*

I guess it just depends on what kind of mood I happen to be in on any given day!

Getting in men's heads can encompass several things. The easiest is finding out what their secret fantasies are. I've figured out that it doesn't matter how stuffy and dull a man seems, he's probably got some kind of secret phone sex fetish he's trying to bury away in the back of his mind. Ms. Jennifer knows how to get those things out, though. ;)

When I feel like using my powers for evil, I might just manipulate you boys a little bit. It really doesn't take much for me to talk you into doing whatever I want. "Just for me," of course.

That's how I've been able to convince so many different men to be little panty boys for me. I rarely ever make you be sissies--at least on the first try, LOL--but it turns out that it's not exactly difficult to make you go to your wife's panty drawer and pull out a pair to put on.

Keep telling yourself that you're just doing it because Ms. Jennifer wants you to. If that's what helps you sleep at night, that's fine, I suppose. But remember, I couldn't make you if you didn't really want to down deep inside!

I'll give you an orgasm that'll blow your mind while you're wearing those panties. Then, you'll forever associate panties with incredible orgasms...and then you're hooked. It'll be panty boy phone sex for you from then on.

Don't believe me? Try me. Call 1-866-WE-PROWL to talk to Ms. Jennifer, a true phone sex cougar!

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Well, hello, boys. Your favorite phone sex Granny is here to tell you all a little story. So gather 'round and listen to what Granny Marge has to say.

I have a neighbor who's in his early 20s. He's a very nice young man who always says hello to Granny Marge when he sees me out in my flower beds. I heard through the grapevine that he had fallen and broken a leg doing whatever it is that these young people do these days. I felt bad for the poor boy, so I thought I'd bake him some banana nut muffins and take them over.

He was sure glad to see Granny Marge when I showed up with a dozen muffins. He invited me inside and even offered this mature phone sex lady a cup of coffee. That was awfully nice of him.

I asked how he was doing, and he said he was doing a lot better, now that he had some company. Then, I asked if I could do anything else for him. A slow smile spread over his face as he looked down. I followed his eyes down and saw that his cock was as hard as a rock underneath the shorts he was wearing. Being the cougar that I am, I was happy to help him out with his "problem."

You might think it's hard to have sex when one party has a cast on, but you'd be wrong. I wonder if I can create a phone sex fetish with cast fetish.

Would you like the same kind of treatment from Granny Marge that my nice young neighbor got? Well, you can have it, honey. Just call me for a little Granny phone sex.

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