Ralph, Luis, Nick, Brent, and I went to Showgirls last night. Ryan Landry opened the show with two numbers, "Bayside Betsy's--Don't Eat the Clams," and "Barebacker," complete with backup singers. "We are going professional this year, people."
Dina Martina co-hosted with Ryan and she was better than ever. Her camel toe was especially bulbous tonight.
Dina performed a medley of 80s songs and she was hilarious as always. Here she is singing to Brent, pushing that toe right in his face.
The talent at Showgirls was, as usual, horrible, but in a good way. The winner was a pregnant drag queen, drinking vodka martinis while mouthing the words to the Amy Winehouse song, "Rehab." Needless to say, after several vodka sodas, we were blitzed as evidenced in the picture above, where Ralph and Luis were playing characters from Star Wars. Another fun night at Showgirls.
Ralph, Luis, Nick, Brent, and I went to Showgirls last night. Ryan Landry opened the show with two numbers, "Bayside Betsy's--Don't Eat the Clams," and "Barebacker," complete with backup singers. "We are going professional this year, people." 
Dina Martina co-hosted with Ryan and she was better than ever. Her camel toe was especially bulbous tonight.
Dina performed a medley of 80s songs and she was hilarious as always. Here she is singing to Brent, pushing that toe right in his face.
The talent at Showgirls was, as usual, horrible, but in a good way. The winner was a pregnant drag queen, drinking vodka martinis while mouthing the words to the Amy Winehouse song, "Rehab." Needless to say, after several vodka sodas, we were blitzed as evidenced in the picture above, where Ralph and Luis were playing characters from Star Wars. Another fun night at Showgirls.
