So I have been waiting to see Dolly Parton in concert for years, and finally the stars aligned and I got 3rd row center seats at the Patriot Center in Virginia. Then I
read this:
Dolly Parton’s breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.
Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.
“Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems.”
I still love her and all, but she needs to get some crutches for those things. Poor Dolly.
So I have been waiting to see Dolly Parton in concert for years, and finally the stars aligned and I got 3rd row center seats at the Patriot Center in Virginia. Then I read this: