Showing posts with label "Soft-core". Show all posts
Showing posts with label "Soft-core". Show all posts

"Soft-Core Friday" - The season of love...and tight white pants

It is my season of love, football season. Oh and Fall. Between the two of these factors, I'm a very happy girl.
This "Soft-Core Friday" is dedicated to my men in tight white pants.... my Indianapolis Colts and The Ohio State University. As I type this, I'm watching my boy, Pierre Garcon, talking and I'm smiling just seeing his hot face on my TV screen again. It doesn't take much to make me happy.


I know when it comes to football, everyone has their team and I would never try to sway anyone to mine. But the Colts are a good team. They do good things for a lot of people off the field and that counts to me as much as how they play. Plus I look good in blue so any excuse to sport my cute blue girl jersey, I'm all about it. I am a girl after all.

And as for The Ohio State University...well... they have had some bumps in the road lately. But, I dare you to watch this video and not be completely pumped for their season. I get chills every time I watch it.  You know what I will be doing most Saturdays from now until basically the snow stops falling. 



And since this is "Soft-Core Friday" and all, you should know that while some people take half-time to order pizza or make a beer run, I like to use my half-time at home for a little mid-game lovin'....what can I say, football gets me hot! I can't be expected to wait until it's over can I? 

I'm going to go ahead and say that this satisfies #6 on my 30 Days of Shamelessness adventure: act “girly” or “manly” in a way you’d normally avoid. Most girls don't crush on football quite as hard as I do. 

For the boys, I offer you the Colts Cheerleaders for a little eye candy. You are welcome. You can order the Cheerleader calendar here if you care to do so... just to keep track of the days and all... 


On a more serious note, I just want to take a minute to say "thank you" for the amazing support you all gave me on yesterday's 30 Days of Shamelessness post. It sucked to write it but I so appreciate you giving the me the space to put it out there.   As Forrest Gump said, "that's all I have to say about that." 

"Soft-Core Friday" - Say it in a tweet

For Soft-Core Friday today, I'm taking on the writing challenge from Red Writing Hood over at the new Write on Edge writer's forum. It's been a while since I have linked up there but I really liked this one. 

The challenge:
 This week’s assignment was simple: write a story of your choice. The catch? Write it as a tweet. Use only 140 characters – including spaces.







Here's mine. 

She looked over at the dark shape sleeping beside her. She had to leave in a minute, but she didn't wake him. This was a moment just for her

Short and simple but could say a lot depending on what you add to it in your own mind. 


And because it's "Soft-Core" Friday and all and what I actually wrote isn't very scandalous, I'm updating this post to include a song that cracks me up every time I hear it. My favorite line "I don't want to be loved, I just want a quickie...."  Poetry, really.  The song is pretty much crap but the comedy in the lyrics really makes me smile...



"Soft-Core" Friday: Promiscuity By The Numbers?

Welcome to another edition of "Soft-Core Friday"  here at Random Girl. This week I am taking a little different angle with it and wanted to share a very interesting survey finding from the guys over at The Good Men Project


The site recently conducted a poll to get a feel for if promiscuity could be measured and how people, both men and women from all different ages, backgrounds, and experiences, determined a person's propensity for promiscuity.

Interesting topic right? I thought so too!

The findings in general were a little surprising, in a good way. The majority of respondents were of the mindset that promiscuity has less to do with quantitative aspects (number of partners/timeframes/etc) and more to do with the qualitative aspects such as attitude, readiness for a relationship, intentions and the like.

Another interesting finding from the survey is that people identified themselves in some cases as "formerly promiscuous" implying that although a person may exhibit promiscuous behavior at some point in their life, they can indeed change from that behavior all together and have it be considered a thing of the past but not relevant to who they are currently.

Check out the survey and let me know what you think. Do you agree that being promiscuous is more about intentions and attitude towards encounters or is it more about the numbers for you? Can someone be promiscuous at one part of their life but not be considered promiscuous later down the road?  I'm interested to hear your take on this!



"Soft-Core Friday" - Which came first?

Hey kids, Happy Friday! I'm not here today, or for the next few days as I have jetted off to a not-so-exotic destination for a long weekend.

I thought today I would take a humorous spin on my normally racy "Soft-Core Friday" posting. It's my blog, I'll do as I please, thank you very much.

I was standing at the pharmacy waiting on an RX recently and happened to take a glance over to my left. And what do I see?  These two books, side by side on the shelf.

Coincidence? I think not!


It's like the "chicken or the egg" argument in my opinion, do you deal with screwed-up people because you date online or do you date online because you deal with screwed up people.... I'm going to mull this one over for the weekend. Any thoughts on this?

"Soft-Core Friday" - Taking it Offline and Into the Real World

Happy Friday, and better yet, happy "Soft-Core Friday" here at Random Girl.

So for this "Soft-Core", I thought I would take a look at taking an online friendship to the real world. And yes, there is a reason I'm talking about this now.

The stars have aligned and an interesting opportunity has presented itself. This opportunity consists of me meeting up with a fellow blogger. Of the male variety. In a very fun city. For an entertaining night on the town.  I hope fear shenanigans may ensue.

I am the first one to go head first into a new adventure so I am looking quite forward to this little meet up. After a little planning (all of which he has coordinated impressively enough) and a multi-hour drive for one of us and a plane ride for the other (he was going there anyways, seeing me is just a huge awesome bonus), we seem to be all set to have a blast. We will be combining our respective friend groups and rolling out to a music festival and then to a bar for some sort of celebration for some unknown person. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Any night out with Randy is a good night....am I right?!?

So here's to adventure, kids! Not saying it will be "Soft-Core" in the traditional sense of the phrase so don't go getting all excited (yes, I'm talking to you. You know who you are!). I plan on behaving myself for the most part in keeping with my "dial it back summer" program. But he does already have some inside scoop on what I like so I might be in for trouble...

"Soft-Core" Friday - What's sexy to you? ...and some great dating advice

Happy "Soft-Core" Friday to my randoms!  I'm hoping that this week has treated you well and that you have had at least a few fantastic moments to propel you through.

I spend most Fridays telling you what I think is sexy and "Soft-Core" Friday worthy. From condom puppets to sex torsos to smoking hot babes that can dance like no other, I have run the spectrum from awesome to bizarre and I appreciate you coming along for the ride.

Today, I would love to take a different spin on it. I want to know what YOU think is "Soft-Core" Friday worthy.   What turns you on, intrigues you, is bizarre enough to capture your interest??

Share kids! Today is all about you!

Well, almost. You know it is really always all about me... but all I'm contributing today is a video. This video offering dating advice may help explain why my dating life just hasn't worked out so hot thus far....it seems I have been going about things all wrong! Ladies, listen up!!

I will give these "tips" a try this weekend and let you know how it works out for me... I expect GREAT things to come from it, probably even a marriage proposal or two!

Soft-Core Friday - Shut Up and Pull My Hair revisited

Happy "Soft-Core" Friday kids!

My apologies for not coming up with a new post for you all. I spent my Thursday riding roller coasters that rocked my face off, laughing way too much with a best friend, and in general acting like a 14 year old. It was fantastic and much needed.

For today's "Soft-Core" post, I thought I would revisit one of my very early, and still most popular, posts since most of you weren't following Random Girl around when it came out the first time. This post led to some fantastic comments and conversation and I think it warrants being revisited for all my new Random Girl friends.
The link to the original post and comments is here. Go check it out to see the all the rowdiness it stirred up! It also resulted in one my popular posts to date at The Dude Society. That article can be found here.

Shut Up and Pull My Hair
If there was one thing I could say that would sum up how I best liked to be "loved", it would have to, beyond any doubt, be "Shut Up and Pull My Hair!"

That can be taken literally.

My favorite single bestie and I were lamenting one evening over how complicated guys make it with us. We are not that complicated. If you pay attention even a little bit, you should have a clue. But many don't. We need a T-shirt with that simple instruction on it. Life would be so much easier.

Let me break it down for you. It's about finding the right mix of anticipation and aggression. Once you have been green-lighted, and you will know if you have been green-lighted (trust me on that), it's time to handle it.

I don't want to be asked if you can kiss me. I want you to look at me, really look at me, like a look that tells me I am about to be in very big trouble. Then I want you to push me up against the wall, pin my hands above my head, and kiss me like you mean it. If I respond favorably, and I most likely will to a kiss like that, keep doing it. And feel free to run your hands through my hair and give it a nice firm, prolonged tug. No really. Do it please.

It's that easy, really. A kiss like that leaves no room for questions or shyness. The intentions are clear.

That friends, is what the "Shut Up and Pull My Hair" sentiment is really all about.


I have to put the disclaimer out there that this approach may not be appropriate for all women.  And never, under any circumstances, consider doing this if the green-light moment has not arrived. This could scare the shit of a meek and mild manner second-virginity type of lady and I don't want to be responsible for that so use your very best judgement ok guys? And, when in doubt or if totally clueless, ask her how she likes to be kissed.

But, and I think you ladies will agree (since most of you are fellow freaks in the blogworld), most women really want to be kissed like this and the rewards will be very....enjoyable...  for you men brave enough to just "Shut Up and Pull My Hair".

I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Guys and ladies alike. Don't be shy kids.... 

Photocredit: http://www.123rf.com/photo_884737_portrait-of-a-young-couple-kissing-and-hugging.html

Soft-Core Friday - Reality is Better Than Fantasy

Ever heard one of those true life stories that makes you think "Damn, that is hot! For real???"  Well this is one of those. 

Today is not about me though. Today's Soft-Core Friday is a guest post from one of my gentleman friends. And I do mean friend, not code word for boy toy so get your heads out of the gutter, kids! I am lucky to have such good friends that are willing to share their hot sexscapades with me and in return allow me to share with you. 

I particularly appreciate this post. It reminds that sex in a committed relationship and/or marriage can be just as hot as sex with almost-strangers. It's also a good lesson that it doesn't just stay hot, you have to work at it and make the effort to keep it that way. So for that, I thank you friend. 

His Story: 
I've learned more from not having sex than having it. I didn't have it a lot when I was a teenager nor did I have it much when I was married the first time. This honed a people watching skill and a chemistry with my wife that lends to interesting observations and the best sex life I've ever had.
 
When I hear "once you get married, the sex disappears" or "kids take away your sex drive" I clench my fists like a UFC fighter in the Octagon. Neither are true. What causes lack of sex or loss of sex drive (outside of a medical condition or mental illness) is laziness.
 
I've had sex three times this week including this morning. Each escapade occurred because my wife and I read each other perfectly and we punched excuses in the face until they were bloody pulps.
 
I walk through my office, the grocery store, or God forbid, the mall; and see the look. That look on men's faces that scream "I'm not getting any sex or I'm not getting good sex". It kind of looks like the face people in movies make when they lose hope and turn into a zombie or sell their soul to the devil. I carried this look as a teenager and during my first marriage. The look was my fault, not the chicks who weren't having sex with me. You make your sex life happen. You are responsible. Yes, the women have the pussy and it talks, I get that. But the majority of women, especially the ones who want to see you naked and spend time with you want to have sex. You have to make the chemistry happen.
 
Two days ago, my wife and I were in the middle of a dry spell, for us, of 4 days. She was sick for two, I worked a ton the other two. Bottom line was, we were getting lazy. My wife sent me this text "I'm making a shopping trip. Can you skip the gym today? We have three hours to ourselves." Instead of bitching about not going to the gym or wanting to use the 3 hours to get stuff done I normally wouldn't get around to because of my kids, I thought "damn, she's buying something we can use in the bedroom, and all I have to do is shut up and get naked". So I did. She brought home body butter and likable sex gel. We started in the bathtub with the body butter, which is kind of girly but smells good and feels not that bad, then washed it off in the shower where we started having some very spontaneous, good sex. By the time we made it to the bedroom, we had lickable gel on the right parts of our body and both of us had orgasms from oral. For the next hour we took out time, going at it, slowing down, going hard again, until both of us were happy and laughing. We made time for each other. We slapped excuses away and made time to fuck.
 
Yesterday at the pool I saw this couple. They were in great shape. He was gym buffed and she was gorgeous with great boob job and tan to match. They had the look. They weren't having sex. There was distance between them you could sink the Titanic around. They weren't having sex. They had time to look great. They didn't have time for each other. Their wedding rings even sparkled. They made time to clean them. They weren't getting it done behind closed doors.
 
One of my kids came home early during our sexual fun. She was 45 minutes early. Neither my wife or I freaked out. We went into the bathroom and kept going until we were satisfied enough.
 
Marriage isn't an excuse to being miserable, sexually. Can you do stuff in public like you could when you were single? No. My kids don't have bail money and my job that pays the mortgage would frown on that charge on my record. But you can find time satisfy fantasies, be creative, have lunchtime quickies and make each other content.
 

Soft-Core Friday - Your customized sexy voicemail message

Soft-Core Friday is once again upon us. Just one more reason why Friday is the most kick-ass day of the work week...am I right kids? 

It does however keep sneaking up on me and I am left scrambling to find just the perfect naughty thing to share with you. This week, I was bailed out by Twitter. I love that place. Really. So many fantastical things just popping up before my very eyes. 

This link came up late last night and what it leads to is no less than greatness. You all know those hilarious Old Spice commercials with the studly guy saying all sorts of ridiculous things right? Well, this let's you create your own MP3 file for your voice mail that you customize and he narrates. It is hilarious and awesome. 


Here is a copy of the script and the options you can choose, I had some big time fun with this one! It has options to be used for a guy or a girl's voice mail so it is equal opportunity, that was nice if them! 

Old Spice Voicemail Message Generator

You may be aware of a recent Old Spice advertising campaign featuring a handsome man in absurd situations.
He has posted a video on YouTube that could be used to prepare a personalized voicemail message (and then another one for ladies).
This page generates such messages for you.
Choose the parts of the message that you want and press "generate". You'll get an MP3 file with your message.
Since there were many questions about it: this website doesn't send the message to your phone.
It just makes an MP3 file (the phone number is only there because it can be included in the message).
You have to figure out how to set the message on your voicemail by yourself.
It's likely that your best bet is holding the phone to your computer's speakers while recording the message.
Drop me an email if you have any questions or comments: jfedor@jfedor.org.
phone number:  

Boys Behaving Badly

I am usually the first one to applaud some scandalous shenanigans between consenting adults. I am certainly not one to rain on any one's parade when it comes to that.  But I have to tell you, this trends seems to be getting a little out of control.

As you may recall, my last "Soft-Core" Friday post was about the "lewd twitter pic" allegedly from Rep. Anthony Weiner to one of his Tweeps.  Well again today, yet another "lewd" (their words not mine because his pecs are HOT) photo surfaced, allegedly of the Rep. yet again. Add to that the John Edwards plea agreement for his using campaign funds to hide his mistress and resulting love-child. Add to that Arnold and his housekeeper and that love child. Add to that the IMF chief allegedly assaulting the hotel maid. Add to that...... you get where I am going with this right?

Now I am not naive enough to think that I should expect a certain level of ethics or moral standard from my elected political officials/presidential candidates/financial institution gurus but really.... should I expect so little? My main issue is not even so much that the guys are sending pics of their junk all over the twitterverse or hiding mistresses and love children, is that they make such a concerted effort to avoid/evade/deny being found out.

If you do the dirt, then just own it. Don't waste our time, money, and news coverage with denials, avoidances, and smoke screens. Don't put your families through more hurt and pain than the acts themselves would have caused had you just come clean to start with.

Very few people walk around this earth without a sin or two or without having been guilty of using poor judgement once in a while. You will gain much more respect and maintain some shred of credibility if you just own what you are, a flawed person who exhibited bad judgement, and accept the consequences with grace. Who can't relate to that?

**Update: as of 4:25 est Monday 6/6/11, Rep Weiner held a press conference to finally come clean, admit the pics are of him and he sent them and cried with "great regret for the pain he had caused".  Better late than never dude. Nothing like dragging this out for a week when it could have been done and over with the truth when it broke a week ago, just sayin'  **

Soft-Core Friday - With a Name like that, how could this not happen?

As I was scrambling to figure out a "Soft-Core" Friday post late Thursday night (since the Monday holiday really F'd my whole weekly thinking up) one topic just begged to be featured: Anthony Weiner's Twitter pic/hacking scandal.

As much as I want this to just go away because I am sick of hearing about it, it just won't. If I had a dollar for each time I heard a newscaster suppress a grade-school giggle as they made some sort of juvenile, innuendo filled segue this week, I could put my princess through college. For reals.

If you have been living under a rock, the basic storyline is that Rep. Weiner has a twitter pic of what is supposedly his package sent to a young college co-ed who he followed on Twitter.

This is just too good to not blow up into a huge scandal right? Well, yes and no. The interesting part is that he is not denying that it is his weiner in the picture, he has claimed that he "can't with certitude say it isn't me".  Instead, he takes the angle that his account was hacked and the photo, if it is him, was taken out of context. Hmm... interesting explanation.

Either way, I don't care in the least. I am just tired of hearing "weiner/Weiner" in any context. Are you with me?? And seriously, based on this alleged twitter pic of his that started all of this craziness...well, you know... it truly is NO BIG DEAL. Let's move on kids.


Here is a link to my girl Rachel Maddow's interview with him. She is beyond quality and does her homework.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/rep-weiner-tells-maddow-twitter-photo-maybe-started-out-being-a-photo-of-mine/

For a funny take on it, check out Jon Stewart's coverage on the story. He is having an angel/devil battle over reporting it with a hilarious musical accompaniment. Don't miss this!



On another note, I had the privilege of catching this sight first hand while at The Palms Ditch Friday pool party last week. And in honor of yet another relapse with my fireman recently, thought I would share for my girls to get a little "Soft-Core" Friday eye candy. You are welcome ladies!

Soft-Core Friday - Who knows sexy better than Victoria's Secret

It's time for another "Soft-Core" Friday here at Random Girl....yahooooo!!!

And really, who knows sexy better than the angels of Victoria's Secret? Well, other than me of course....

Recently, Victoria's Secret announced the 2011 What Is Sexy list. This list includes categories such as "Sexiest Curves", "Sexiest Legs", "Sexiest Eyes", etc... you get the idea. Basically it is a bunch of hot girls being talked about by a bunch of super hot girls. Boys, this one's for you.

Victoria's Secret 2011 What Is Sexy List


Now, if you will excuse me, it's almost the weekend.... I have to go pick out which of Victoria's Secrets I will be sharing with one of my lucky guy this weekend....


No worries though, if you are still wanting a little more "Soft-Core" to brighten your Friday catch up on all of  my sexy Random Girl articles over at the The Dude Society now. I know, I'm such a giver... 

Soft-Core Friday - Maxim's Hot 100

Happy Friday Kids!

I will not be deterred by Blogger's cock-blocking attempt. Soft-Core Friday will carry on, even it means doing yet another post for it. Suck it Blogger!

I know I have been a little heavy on the man-love lately here at Soft-Core so this week it is for the fellas. Ready for some wicked hotness of the female variety??

If so, click here and behold the hotness of Maxim's Hot 100 list.

I may not agree with all their picks, but hey, they can't all be as hot as Random Girl right?? It's a shame, I know!

I won't be putting up any pics here out of fear respect of copyright issues but take a minute, click the link, and enjoy the direct route to super sexy that I have given you.

"Soft-Core Friday" - Funny & Sexy? Yes please!

Happy Friday kids! I know how much you look forward to "Soft-Core" here at Random Girl and I am more than happy to keep giving it you. I'm awesome like that.

You already know that Randy is a big fan of the tall, dark, and sexy types. Give me a guy that can make me laugh my ass off in addition to the T/D/S combo and I may just fall in love. Seriously.

So how happy was I to stumble upon Colin Kane? If you haven't heard of him already, you will soon. Let me just give you the lowdown on this guy and what makes him "Soft-Core Friday" worthy here at Random Girl.

First, he is dead sexy. Ladies.... look at him. I dare you to argue with me on this.
Sorry guys, I know I am going to get a "nothing to see here" from OT but stay with me, everyone could use a laugh right??







Secondly, he is really fucking funny. Not like "a little giggle here and there" funny, but like "laugh your ass off at his inappropriate greatness" funny. Even Dennis Miller thinks so, so you know he's legit. Check out his website to catch one of his upcoming shows or see more of his ass him in action. Or you can stalk him on twitter like I do @colinkane

This video gives you just a little taste of what he has to offer. Ladies, be prepared to have naughty thoughts about what you would do to him in a dark corner. Guys, just enjoy the laugh and try to not notice how damn pretty he is.



Soft-Core Friday - Sex & Rock-N-Roll

Happy Friday Kids! Time for another Soft-Core Friday here at Random Girl.

Most of you have probably figured out by now that music comes in a close 2nd on my list of favorite things. You can probably guess what #1 is. Think real hard.

This week's Soft-Core Friday pick combines both, plus the smoking hot Leto brothers as I am feeling extra self-serving this week because I have behaved so well. Don't worry boys, there is plenty for you to enjoy in this too.

It gets a little edgy and  leaves little to the imagination so consider yourselves warned and don't watch it at work or around children. There is an even more scandalous Director's cut version of the video on Vevo if you are interested. Here is the link to that one http://v.vevo.com/kSv

Enjoy "Hurricane" by my recently reignited band lover 30 Seconds To Mars

Soft-Core Friday - This Girl Can Move! Oh, and I'm lovely and my rack is still nice

Happy Friday yet again kids! It has been a busy week for Random Girl.

The good news is, I have recovered from my weekend hijynx and have done nothing scandalous the entire week....so far. Or is that bad news? Either way, I am behaving myself just like I said I would.

The bad news is, I have been too busy writing for other places to really put a lot into my Soft-Core Friday post but never fear, I promise this is beyond HOT! It features Heather Morris from Glee but don't let that deter you, she is super sexy and moves like hers really are porn.

http://bcove.me/xwl5xypp





Also, I received the "Nice Rack" award from my good buddy OT over at Make Daddy A Sammich. Somehow I keep getting this honor despite my small but perky pair. The girls and I thank you OT!
Now the rules keep getting changed because the boys are playing now so of course the pic of my rack is considered mandatory, not sure how that happened. I am a girl of some discretion (quit laughing now) so I am reposting one that has been seen once before but you all seemed to like it then. Enjoy!

And as if getting recognized for my nice rack was flattering enough, sweet and sexy Lexi from Lex In the City passed her "One Lovely Blog Award" on to me recently. She is a doll and if you aren't following her, you totally should be because she is as sassy as she is sexy and has a lot of cool collections....right Lex?



Hope you kids have a fantabulous Easter Weekend. I make no promise to post over the holiday since it is Holy and all and I might feel a wee bit guilty if I distract you all with my nonsense.  XOXO!

Soft-Core Friday - 7 Wacky Porn Facts

Happy Friday Kids! Time for another "Soft-Core Friday" here at Random Girl. I know you much you look forward to Fridays just because of this right?!?

So I must admit I am feeling kind of lazy on this one so I let Cosmopolitan.com do the work for me this time.
They claim that there are a few wacky things that we don't know about porn. I think some of you could prove them wrong but this is what they say:

7 Things You Didn't Know About Porn

article by: Carolyn Kylstra for Cosmopolitan.com

couple in bed
Emmet Malmstrom
1. Women get turned on by monkey sex
Think guys are aroused by just about anything? It's actually the other way around. Researchers from Northwestern University showed men and women videos of nude actors exercising, masturbating, or having sex. They found that men have pretty clear "targets" — straight dudes got hot looking at ladies, while gay dudes were turned on by men. It's fuzzier for chicks, though. Even if they didn't report feeling in the mood, straight women experienced physical arousal after viewing pretty much any kind of sexual stimuli — guy-on-guy porn, girl-on-girl action, and even bonobo monkeys getting frisky.
2. Utah is the perviest state
A Harvard study found that Utah had the most online porn subscriptions per every 1,000 broadband users. (The state with the lowest rate of porn subscriptions? Montana.)
3. The body part that men focus on when watching porn is the woman's — wait for it — face
You read that right: eyes and lips win out over boobs and a badonkadonk, according to an eye-tracking study from the Kinsey Institute at the University of Indiana. The researchers speculated that guys look at women's faces to gauge how turned on they are.
4. The pill affects whether you go for the money shot
More from the Kinsey Institute study: Women not on hormonal birth control (like The Pill) zoned in on people's genitals when shown a pornographic pic. But women taking The Pill were more interested in contextual elements such as the background, or what the actors are wearing. Researchers hypothesize it's because Pill-free women have a higher sex drive.
5. All — literally all — men watch it
A researcher from the University of Montreal wanted to study whether pornography has an impact on guys' sex lives. There was just one teensy problem though: To form a control group, he searched for men in their twenties who'd never consumed porn...and he couldn't find a single one.
6. Most guys get into it before puberty
The majority check out porn for the first time at age 10, according to the same University of Montreal study.
7. Presidential elections put people in the mood
Talk about dirty politics. After President Bush won the election in 2004, red states saw a jump in porn-related Internet searches. And after President Obama won in 2008, blue states went on a porn-search frenzy. Researchers from Villanova and Rutgers University believe it's because being on the winning team creates a surge of testosterone, which spikes sex drive.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/tips-moves/wacky-porn-facts

Soft-Core Friday - Well, this is really more hard than soft, No April Foolin' here

***WARNING** NOT BE READ AT WORK OR BY ANYONE WHO IS SQUEAMISH...SERIOUSLY****

Welcome to "Soft-Core Friday" at Random Girl. I know how you kids look forward to this every week.
I must warn you though, this week is more hard than soft, hard to understand that is. Or maybe it's just me.

I at some point started following @SexToysRock on Twitter. Not surprising for those of you who follow me I know. So when I saw a sex toy tweet about my homestate girl, Bree Olson, (yes, the Charlie Sheen Goddess) I decided to click on it and see what was going on. That led me down the rabbit hole, or something like that. Next thing I know, I am seeing all sorts of sex toys that I never would have thought to think about before. One in particular caught my attention. Prepare yourselves kids, this one mystified even me. I don't even know where to begin on this.

Let's start with a picture shall we?

Are you still with me? Right. If so than you are either A) confused and slightly appalled as I was or B) turned on. I am going to be talking to the "A" crowd first. All I can say is WTF?  But wait, it gets better. Did I mention that this....thing... can be yours for the low low price of $250.33 on Amazon.com? At least there were no used ones listed because really? Eww...just ewww ok?

So if the picture is not enough for you to form an opinion from, let's take a gander at the product description shall we? Now keep in mind, this is the manufacturer's words, not mine. You can't blame this one me.

  Product Description

This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked--and with over 20 lbs. of soft, fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! slap that big round ass and listen to the whack-- it sounds and feels just like a real ass! spread her cheeks, ram her tight little asshole, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! now, flip the slut over on her back and her perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! she's warm, she's tight, and she never says no! when you're done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her back and pussy-- cleanup is a snap either way with pipedream toy cleaner and warm water. best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. no commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. it's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock!
Congratulations, something has finally found the ability to utter me nearly speechless. That is no easy feat but really, what else can I say about this? Your thoughts? 

Soft-Core Friday - My Two Favorite Things

Sorry kids, this will be a short "Soft-Core Friday" post as I am getting ready to jet off for a fun-filled weekend in Dallas. The birthday party continues for Random Girl!

This video is the winner for today's "Soft-Core Friday" because it combines my two favorite concepts: Fireman and Lil' Wayne. The Fireman part is easy enough to figure out based on my previous posts featuring my own Fireman adventures.

The Lil' Wayne part will probably be harder for some of you to get. Hell, I don't even get it but I have mad love for all things about this man. I know, it makes no sense but it is what it is. And April 12th I will be front row to see him in all of his gansta' glory. I.Can't.Wait! Consider this the pregame.  So I guess maybe I'm the only one that will really appreciate this version of Soft Core but it is still my birthday week so I am giving this to myself as a present. Yum!

And for those of you that my not be a fan of Lil' Wayne (gasp!) I am putting in a little extra hot Firemen only montage for you to enjoy. You can thank me later ladies! Plus it's set to Kings of Leon "This Sex is On Fire" which is sexy on a whole different level.

Soft-Core Friday - Oops...I did it again

In the immortal words one Ms. Britney Spears, Oops.. I did it again.

I was trying to ween myself off of Fireman (you all remember him right?) but alas, I have failed miserably.  I am like a crack addict when it comes to that boy. I call him a boy because I am 8 years older, soon to be technically 9 years older, than he is. Really. That is ridiculous. But it appears that I have spoiled him to the point that now he won't go away, which is OK because he has spoiled me right back if you know what I mean.

So why is this such an "Oops" situation? Because now Fireman has gone and gotten himself a girlfriend. This in and of itself is not a problem as our intention was clearly never to have a relationship beyond the bedroom (or stairs, or bathroom, or garage, or... well you get the picture) but here is where the problem lies. She is staying with him quite often. And he stills comes to see me. Like sneaks out while she is asleep. Or tells her he is sick so she leaves and then comes over.  It really is none of my business. But it kind of is right? And yet, I am OK with it, encouraging it actually. All I have to do is say the word, and he is on his way. Really.

So here is how I see this going. He will either A) feel guilty and eventually tell her or B) Get busted straight up by his girl. Either way what does that mean for me? A complete pain-in-the-ass situation? Yes, I believe it will. I should pull the plug right? I should tell him to quit being a punk and either man up or ditch his girl. But I won't. Because the sex is good and that's all I want him for. I didn't ask to become the "other woman", he created the situation so he can deal with the fall out right? I was there first.  All I can say is....BOYS!

In honor of my boy and his drama and my on-going bad decision, today's "Soft-Core Friday" video is Ms. Britneys' "BOYS"  because they are nothing but trouble for this girl!