Funny Signs of China

During my time in China, I could not help but laugh at attempts to translate their signs into English. Although I did not have my camera with me at the time, my favorite sign was for a new housing development in Beijing called "Maryland Champagne Town." These were some of my other favorites:

But I wasn't planning on louding

What fun is that?


Give that to me one more time

But I was here first

So cute

Cherish the precious

Luxuriant grassland where?

But you can't have my conserve

Perhaps you meant irreplaceable

Gross

I don't think you needed to hyphenate "the"

Starbucks slap

Culture Dainty Snacks Plaza?