sex warehouse

I wish I could cum like the guy in the clip, but I've never ever come close. Get it? Come close? Ahem. (Tough crowd). Actually, the only time I shot a porn-quality load was about 5-6 years ago while watching Carny by Titan Media. I was at a friend's place in DC jerking off solo right before bed. I was so turned on by Dred Scott's performance in a piss scene, I busted over my shoulder and hit the drapes. I swear to god, that hadn't happened before or since. When I told one of the guys living there about my midnight load, he deadpanned, "I'm never sitting in that chair again." Yeah right, bitch. Anybody else here a big shooter? Ever shoot your face on purpose?

Over the years, I've bated with all kinds of dudes who can easily shoot themselves in the face. Or shoot me in the face, as has been the case on many occasions. One guy who stands out is this cute, white, bi shooter who almost always busts twice. D has left some pretty big loads in my fleshlight (which I ended up eating once) and likes to spray at least one of his cum loads on my dick. One of the hottest sessions I had with him might've been mentioned in an early post: What started as a one-on-one masturbatory/head swap between me and another cute bi, white guy turned into a 3 way circle jerk with a friend of mine. During this session, I got a beep on the Yahoo IM from D saying he wanted to come over with his girl. When the 3some became a 5some, it was pretty sweet. While the 3 of us sucked and jerked, the 2 of them sucked and fucked. And, like always, his second load got blasted on my dick and stomach in her full view. Since I think I already mentioned this scenario, I'll be generous and add another quick one.

When I first got to Cambridge 4.5 years ago, it only took me a few months to use Craigslist to find M, a circle jerk host in Boston. What started as twice a month soon became a weekly Tuesday night event. In fact, he attended a few sessions I hosted at Harvard. One night, M told me he was still hosting the jo group for the first half of the evening; however, the second part of the session was going to be devoted to all the guys ass-fucking this hot, married, muscle guy. True to his word, after the first hour, a bar stool was pulled out, the guy was draped over it, the condoms were brought out, his ass was lubed up and bingo bango! Now, I don't know how this happened, but I ended up getting fucked, too. I know what you're thinking and shut up. It wasn't like that then. By the time I was done getting pounded over the back of the couch (what is it with getting fucked over the back of things), the other 3 guys had moved into the bedroom. I didn't get in there fast enough, though. It was a super quick fuck. One of the tops was this gorgeous Latin guy who leaked precum like a faucet and shot loads like a geyser. Just as I got in there, he was pulling out and heading into the bathroom with the full baggy still hanging on his thick, deflating verga. I can only explain what happened next as a temporary moment of lusty insanity. When he came out of the bathroom, I went in after him, closed the door and checked the waste basket. The condom was in there alone. Nothing else was in there, okay? So, I just picked it up and drank the contents.

Listen, if you had seen the guy who put that load in there, you wouldn't be staring at the screen in horror right now. Oh wait. I have to remember exactly who reads this: fucking perverts. You're giving me a mental high-five right now. lol.