Family Plot

When I was a child, my parents presented me with the most thoughtful gift, a grave plot. My father was concerned that the Olive Cemetery would run out of space, so he decided to buy four spots for the family.

I was a little disturbed to find that my father and mother already have their tombstone carved, placed, and ready for their deaths. Who does that? I hope my parents don't mind, but I am going to be cremated and have my ashes spread over a body of water somewhere near a beach. Maybe I could sell my plot to someone that they hate so they have to lie next to that person for eternity.
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